WAXA WEEKEND!!
Tony’s leaving do at Gusto/The Rippers/Newcastle United v Aston Villa
I was looking forward to the weekend just gone for a while. I HAD NEE IDEA how good it was going to be. I finished work late on Friday night and nashed home to hoy a shirt on because I knew the lads would make an effort and Gusto is no place for a raggy arse tramp. I got there with every intention of getting smashed off My tits. I got stuck into some Strawberry blonde mojito’s. Then came the meal. Spot on. Good crack, until Big Dick Rick Kenworthy raxed My steak. We all stumbled along to The Vineyard with Scotty too hotty knocking one clean out over some big titted lass in her flat. The dance off that came next was nowt short of fucking belter. We ended up in Pussy Galores after that. STRIPPERS DEE NOWT FOR ME. Fuck all. Except the odd twinge.
THEN CAME SUNDAY!
The first home game of the Premier League season. NEWCASTLE ARE FUCKIN BACK!! 6-0 against a team challenging for a Champions League place and we raped them. It was pure class. It was just as sweet because when they relegated us 2 seasons ago, they laughed their fat, greasy tits off. The fuckin tossers weren’t laughing anymore! I couldn’t go home after that. So I went out and kicked fuck out of My bank balance and MY STRIDES! I managed to stay out after bursting a huge hole into My Obey CHEENURZ. I fixed the problem with a black bin bag. BRILLIANT WEEKEND!!
All the best to Tony Hughes! Take care big lad!
