Guff on top

For the passed hour, there has been, what I think was a stolen car chase nashing around Walkergate and the surrounding areas. The chase itself ended in My street.

But the Police helicopter decided to do back flips and piss the whole street off. If I only had of bought a shite laser pen from an Amdy Faye look-alike in Alcudia when I was 9. Or I could rent a speedboat and wait till the pilot comes off night shift and rev a fuckin speedboat up on his lawn.