STIFFY WONDERLAND!!
I got My season ticket through the post yesterday. This means early rise on a Saturday morning, a bacon and egg sandwich with red sauce, iTunes blaring, a fresh pair of kegs, a pair of socks that feel like winners, the Metro into town and necking My first pint before 12, seeing what the bookies have to offer and going beserk at some of their wank odds. Then 2:50 comes. FUCKIN BUZZING. Semi kessied. 3:00. COME ON!! Then between 3:00 & 5:00 you can guarantee a fuckin FA Official will attempt to ruin your day! YES!! Football is back!!
